Sunday, August 26, 2012

moon pie, blueberry bread, and letter pie

today, finnegan dictated several of his recipes to me that i thought i should share with you.
here goes, pretty much word for word:::::::::::;
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MOON PIE

ingredients:
junk
bird legs
cantaloupe
moons, sliced up
statues
plates
dumpsters
fences
swings
carrots
forks
cottage cheese
salmon

to make:
put more moons in. then you put cookbooks in. put hot dogs in. punch it. stir it. put sugar in, put candy in, and flowers in, and now more moons in, and then grass in, then trees in. cook it and then toast it. let it rise for awhile, and then eat it outside so it doesn't drip on you. it tastes as good as cereal.

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BLUEBERRY BREAD

ingredients:
sugar
broken clocks
apples
river water
garbage
windows
moons
leaves
ranch dressing
milk
eggs
round blueberries
syrup
feathers
paper
dinosaur tails

to make:
toast the bread a long time, let it rise a long time, let it cook a long time, then you eat it. and you know what it tastes like, mom? apple pie.

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LETTER PIE

ingredients:
e
g
k
fire
i
sugar
statues
stickers
chairs
milk
potatoes
salmon
eels
snakes
r
p
two more gs
fs
cushions

to make:
stir it up. pat it. we need some water in. don't forget the jellyfish! toilet paper. more cushions and lightbulbs. put peanut butter cookies in, a lot. then you put sugar in and candy canes! toast it, let it rise, let it splash, let it spray, let it get bigger, put toys in, put wires in, cook it and it tastes like greens.

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